Cynical cunts in general

You know those people who are paid to complain about shit? You know, either they write a book about things that annoy them, or they go on telly talk shows to complain about things, or worse, they go and start a fucking blog which they just fill with stuff that they don't accept/approve/agree with. I hate those people, for many reasons. First of all, even though there are innumerable cynical cunts in this world, they each all think that their individual complaints are 100% justified and correct, while another cynical cunt holds the opposite position with equal conviction. Secondly, a lot of the time, especially when they are writing a whole book about things they personally dislike, they complain about inconsequential rubbish when they run out of things to complain about that actually matter. The third and final reason that I hate these cynical celebrities is because they are getting paid to do something that I not only do for free, but that I also do better.

I bought a cynic book, Fridge Magnets are Bastards, because it's laid out in a format that I find readable, i.e it is juat an A-Z list of topics that the author, Mark Dapin, finds reprehensible. Fridge magnets are just one such topic, but they illustrate my point about thse people just complaining about shit all. I think if I were to write a similar book it would be far superior, however, because my gripes about existence are completely relevant, my opinions are always right and because what I say is important.

But really, what self-respecting cynic lives off writing shit books about things that suck? Actually, that sounds pretty good to me.


On a side note I am going to start a drinking establishment called "The Apocryphal Pub" so's that people can say that were at The Pub, without sounding like condesceding wankers.

I've changed my mind, cynics are great, they should be able to make a living by uselessly criticising useless people/places/objects. What I do hate is publishing companies and talk shows that don't pay me for my opinion.

But really, it's not even ocnstructive criticism that cynics provide, it's pointless, subjective rubbish. And they are paid for it, that does seem quite a fitting job fo1 a true cynic.

I'm tossing up on whether to post this now or complain about something else, I was thinking of complaining about pseudo-cynics who think cynicism is cool. No-one likes cynics, it's not something one does by choice.

I'm too lazy to continue

The Cad