Hip-Hop in General

I've decided that everyone who doesn't like Hip-Hop is a racist. The truth of this statement is irrelevant to me, I just need a way to rationalise the way some playa hate on the industry.

But Hip-Hop is great, I don't get why people don't dig it. Good Hip-Hop is great, and bad hip-hop is funny, so really, you can't lose. Unless you're some cracker wanker like Sage Francis, that guy shits me, being all underground and meaningful, acting like he's the only cunt to ever hate contemporary America. Fuckin' honky. But I digress, I love Hip-Hop because so much of it is so honest. I mean, sure 2Pac has some naff tracks and (especially in Gangsta Rap) there's a lot of bravado and bullshit. But I think that the gangsta bravado is honest in its obvious transparency. It's like wrestling, everyone knows that most rappers haven't killed other rappers, and they don't spen all their time being manly. It's kayfabe. We buy into it because it's fun, and we know that it's exaggerated. Another reason I like Hip-Hop is because it's like the opposite of classical music, and (as if you didn't know) classical music is for poofs and wankers.

Rap is often criticised for being homophobic and misogynistic, howvever, I would argue that calling someone a faggot is now more a personal insult than an attack on one's sexuality. For example, as far as I'm aware Michael Carson is straight, however, he is a faggot, a complete and utter faggot. And as far as misogyny goes, some are complete bitches, heartless she-devils, and as such should be criticised. Besides, they insult other men too, I don't hear them complaining.


I like rap because it doesn't take itself too seriously, and when it does (suck my balls Sage Francis) no-one buys it because it's preachy shit.

Anyway, I feel guilty fo always teasing MC McNee, so I've decided to start an organisation.

Freedom for Australian Gays: because it's not legal to shoot them anymore, and besides, most of them are useful to have around, say, if you need a haircut, or you want to watch a play.


The Cad