Women. Women... Now I love women. Women are amazing, women are beautiful, women are so smart, women make the best food. Alright, I'm generalising, what did you expect? So maybe not all women are all these things, but what I'm saying is that compared to men, women have it all figured out. They know how to put make-up on, for one thing, and trust me that's fucking hard to do. But they also know what to say to calm down angry people,they know how to seduce, they are social Machiavellians, able to control a social situation with great ease. They're geniuses, all of them. Well, not all of them, but in general. I'm definitely not generalising, however, when I say that all women, everywhere are BATSHIT CRAZY.
It's true, I'm sorry, but atleast men make sense, their intentions are blindinly obvious and they possess the social subtlety of sock full of sand to the back of the head. Women, on the other hand, are crazy. Let's look at the creek: Mary- crazy hippy throwback. Kate- lived in Denmark. Liza- a racist, vego who's been kicked out of home. And Ferkins, well what can you say?
Liza is a great example because she was kicked out by her batshit crazy mother.
My own dear Eloise is a little bit crazy, she's too shy to ask for service at fast-food restaurants.
When it comes to women, we have two choices. We must either accept the fact that all women are batshit crazy and adapt to cater to their craziness or we must follow Chris McNee down the chocolate road to eternal Hellfire.
"A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon"
The Cad
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