messed up

Well shit, maybe I can remember how to use html and if so this post looks brilliant. I'm sorry, it's true. Chris McNee suggested I start a blog LOL!11! So like I did because like, I want to.


Anyways (you'll soon come to love this expression as much as I do)

I'm blogging about shit in general, which generally is none of your business >:(
What can I say? What can I say about my GOOD FRIEND Chris McNee? Well... He's... gay. And also... He's from Papua New Guinea and he fingered some philipino chick at his house when he was 15. I wonder if she was hot, maybe. She had nice tits apparently. I like tits. Tits and arse.

He's "bi-sexual" apparently (you'll soon come to love this expression as much as I do). I dunno. I just want him to be gay because it would be funny. That's the sad truth of it I suppose, but life is a joke, I try to enjoy it as much as possible.

Steve Novella is a pimp, I'm just sayin.

Kevin Rudd is a prime-minister, I'm just sayin. But he's a stooge.


Fuck this shit,
this shit is fucked up