I hate the internet

Just so you know. I hate it for many reasons, some of them are not even clear to me, and yet for some reason, it's still here.

I'm glad of that to be honest, I like podcasts and wikipedia and the inexhaustible amount of information and porn the internet provides, and without the internet I'd be bored as all fucking hell. Still, I'd laugh at the people who couldn't cope without it, and I'd laugh heartily because nothing's quite as funny as the pointless suffering of pointless individuals, except maybe preists with cancer.

Despite the vast bounty the internet provides there is still one thing that it can't do, one necessary thing it fails to live up to, which is a shame really, because a lot of people think it works. The internet can't make you cool, a cold, hard fact that most people need to come to terms with. The internet can't make you cool, the internet only makes you less cool. Now before someone calls me a hypocrite I need to establish two facts. 1) I never said cool people can't use the internet, and still be cool 2) Nor did I say that I was cool, so I'm contraicting myself here, my premise remains solid.

The internet is a safe haven for fuck-ups of all breeds, as evidenced by the reams and reams of utter shit online that has to interest someone. These fuck-ups are sad because they (rightly or wrongly) have been ostracised from society because they're weird and annoying. There seems to be this myth that the internet is a good thing because people no-one like in RL can go on-line and pretend to be cool and make friends. While in theory this is nice, it sadly isn't true, because the people with no friends are usually stupid and unlikeable, and when you go on-line you do not become a different, "cool" virtual person, you stay yourself. Your shit, miserable, worthless self, and guess what? No-one on-line likes you either, because you are inherently a fuck-wit, gutter-sucking, piece of garbage. And people wonder why those two stupid girls on MySpace made that suicide pact a couple years back.

And some of them actually think that on-line they ARE cool. Those are the worst. Those people are the sort of people who need to be thoroughly and systematically destroyed. I don't even think they need to be tortured, the sooner they're off the planet the better, and off the internet. The world can be a wholesome place again, full of love and flowers and shit.

'Shit' is a wonderful, all-purpose word and I shall endeavour to use it as often as I can or some shit.

I'm trying to fluff this post out to be longer than most of Chris McNee's because I believe that that will prove me to be the better man out of the two of us, but just in case you're not Chris and you haven't read my previous post, let me just get one thing clear:
I'm better than you if only because I don't give a shit if you think otherwise, and that at least to me, I will always be better than you.

I don't know, I don't trust this website, maybe I'll put myself up on here, but don't rush me and don't expect anything good.

Keep your shit to yourself
The Cad